Well guys, I gotta admit...I'm a little misty here. We kick off with a montage of the entire season including chicken killing, gold star awards, and district shakeups.
Time Warner's Digital Cable Listing tells me that "The pioneers awaken to find the job board destroyed; an unlikely hero emerges; the pioneers face three final challenges and receive a heart-wrenching surprise that leaves them all in tears."
KN: We've All Decided To Go Mad
We start off with Mike sleep walking through the early morning and finding the job board in flames. Oh my! This isn't contrived at all. They didn't wake him up just so he could come upon this enormous fine in the middle of the town, I'm sure. Mike is now running around like Paul Revere telling people that the job board is on fire. I bet Jared did it with his mind.
I'd like to say, how fucking dangerous is this? The producers allow the kids to try and put the fire out themselves. What the fuck? Jared does his part by walking over with literally a cup full of water. He says that you have to do what you can, even if you "have to use a freaking tin cup."
Mike does his crazy twitch thing when he realizes that if there is no more job board there are no more jobs. But if there are no more jobs there are no more classes...but if there are no more classes what are they going to do for the showdown!?!
Roll beginning credits...
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8 comments:
I LOVE THIS SHOW.
I wish they would have all come out and seen Mike standing there with the lantern and blamed him and ran him out of town.
did anyone notice they had DK sleeping in a jail cell?
ohhhhhh shit is goin down
LOL, i wonder how the job board caught fire? It must be that crazy bonanza heat!
Jared should get the star just for trying with the cup.
OMG THE JOB BARN IS BURNING!!
holy shit it rodney king and katrina all over again
The little boy who looks like a lesbian showed up!
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