Wednesday, December 12, 2007

1 last thing...

Make sure to read the Morning After tomorrow because a big announcement is coming. It's not a 50,000 dollar gold star but it's still awesome!

Parents Talk

-Why didn't Host Guy ask if anyone wants to go home?

-The episode ends (quite suckily, I might add.) And that brings us to the end of Kid Nation Season 1. I'll give the rest of my thoughts at the end of tomorrow's Morning After. I'll also include some of the funniest comments from tonight. Make sure to check it out!

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3rd Star

Migle wins the 3rd star. She cries like some pageant contestant.

Gold Stizar Two

Morgan wins the 2nd gold star! Sadly, none of this is all that funny. It's actually sort of sad...I'm going to miss Kid Nation.

Morgan's Dad thanks The Council for honoring their daughter and Greg all of a sudden becomes Eddie Fuckin' Haskell and thanks Morgan's dad basically for conceiving his daughter.

Gold Stahhhs

-I like how the kids bring their backpacks to town hall like it's some frigging field trip.

-I am literally crossing my fingers for Jared. Please please please win.

-How pissed must the parents of The Council be right now that their kids probably won't win the stars.

-I'm waiting for one of the kids (Alex?) to stand up and claim Host Guy raped them. Now THAT would be a twist.

-Michael claims that handing out this gold star is the most difficult decision of his life. Coming in at a close second was the time he traded his holographic Charizard for a holographic Snorlax.

And the winner of our first huge gold star is...SOPHIA!

Parents Come

-There's got to be one kid whose parents don't come, right? This is like some terrible Hallmark Hall-of-Fame Orphanage movie.

-I don't want to be racist, but DK's dad can definitely dunk a basketball. He is enormous.

-Jared's Dad looks fun.

-The kids (along with their parents) share one last meal together.

-What would have happened if the kids didn't win the reward? How would CBS have filled 30 minutes? The kids should have used this as leverage.

And We Go On...

To win the stars, the kids have to earn them by hosting a party. They have an hour to cook, clean, and prepare for the "Bonanza City Bonanza."

-They must make pasta AND sauce, put together picnic tables, and bury all the trash.

The kids have to turn tomatoes into pasta and dough into spaghetti it's like some weird Double Dare competition. I hope the red haired girl making the sauce doesn't fall in...they might not be able to find her.

Hmm, that's weird...they completed one-third of the challenge in exactly one-third of the time. As they go to put the picnic tables together, someone (Blaine?) tells Mike that he "has no idea what (Mike) is doing down there. I'm sure Mike will hear that often in his life.

Morgan says she really helped because she's not afraid of the garbage...I mean she does have to look in the mirror everyday. Oh, snap!

They get everything done and ring the bell to end the challenge. Blaine and Greg even carry DK back to town because he hurt his leg.

Host Guy tells the kids that they're parents are coming and they shriek like it's a spice girls concert. Jesus.